I made a startling discovery this week.
After a week in which Demon Baby decided to spend it entirely naked (every time we dressed him, he ran off and stripped . . . so unless we were duct-taping clothes to his body, I decided he would just spend it as a nudist and maybe grow bored of the whole idea) . . . Demon Baby has THREE obsessions.
1. Nudity.
2. Breasts--particularly large ones.
3. Guitar Hero.
My three-year-old son . . . is a FRAT BOY.
I am afraid. I am VERY afraid.
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- Erica Orloff
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14 comments:
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! Or we could think it is all a very healthy and natural curiosity. Fingers crossed.
Suzanne:
The breast thing is ongoing. Nakedness . . . the novelty does not seem to be wearing off. He really dislikes underwear and prefers commando. That has disintegrated to total nudity.
;-)
E
I sort of wish he was a frat boy. I would date him, and we could down a keg together.
robin:
Given the dimple . . . I think MANY women will date him. But no one will tame him. ;-)
E
To-ga! To-ga!
Jude:
Yes. He's ready for his first kegger.
E
He can have my old room at the UofL TKE house. We called it The Swamp, and underwear was always optional.
lol... my son did the same, but at a younger age! ;) lol
Jude:
I cannot send my child to live in The Swamp.
:-)
E
Laughing Wolf:
Nuidty shows no sign of letting up this week. :-)
E
My first dd spent age two (or was it three) mostly naked. Everytime we dressed her she'd do her best to strip. Finally I gave up. I figured if she was over the naked thing by kindergarden we'd be okay.
The breast thing? lol Definately a frat boy!
Tom:
Nudity continues . . . but I presume by kindergarten, the novelty will wear off. That gives him two more nude years. ;-)
The breast thing . . . he may never outgrow it. Most men don't. LOL!
E
lol ...at least for going out, he did agree to some clothes ;)
ROFLMAO!
My niece stayed naked until about age 5. Now she's fine. :)
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