Just found out.
Demon Baby loves gum. He doesn't get to have it often. But it's a treat once in a while.
Demon Baby apparently sticks his gum under the kitchen table. Like a cheap diner or your 7th-grade school desk.
Oh, there's more.
He now likes to pee outside. In fact, if he's in the yard, chances are he is now marking his territory. Like some beer-addled frat boy.
I live in a diner. My kid is in Phi Kappa Grossness.