. . . invented Christmas light-up things that make noise? LOTS of noise. LOUD noise.
Demon Baby has discovered two things out of the vast array of Christmas crap I own and have accumulated over the years.
1) Santa . . . in a "Low Rider." It plays the song Low Rider. His dad is Mexican . . . we got it as a gag gift. It is Demon Baby's favorite Christmas item. I now hear Low Rider in my sleep.
2) The musical house. Demon Baby's sister has a Christmas village and last year got a little house with the MOST OBNOXIOUS musical song and lights. It lasts for five minutes and I am ready to toss it out the window. Yet the sight of Demon Baby dancing next to it keeps it there in my office. I have a headache--but the kid is cute.
If I survive the next 25 days . . . with what little sanity I have left intact, that will be the Christmas Miracle.