Demon Baby has a perfectly lovely name. No, it's not "Demon Baby." It's Jack. I'm not sure why I chose that name other than it is simple and sweet and I liked it.
He informed me tonight that his name is "BORING!"
"Well . . . it's a little late to do anything about that."
"No, it's not. I have a new name."
"From now on, I will only answer to AQ2."
"What the hell kind of name is that?"
"It's my new name. AQ2. You can be MomQ2."
I feel like I must have actually given birth four years ago to a ROBOT.
I swear to you, this child is an alien.