1. Do you think God farts? Is that thunder?
2. What would happen if I put chocolate syrup in the fish tank? (asked this yesterday, in fact)
3. Can we get another dog? (we have three)
4. Can I get a pet duck?
5. All right then, how about a pet chicken?
6. Can we put soap and water all over the kitchen floor and make our own slip 'n' slide?
7. Can I carry the goldfish in my pocket just for a little while?
8. What if I take the goldfish in the shower, then?
9. Why do you have gray hair?
10. I just put worms in the refrigerator again. Do you think Santa Claus will remember all the way until Christmas?