1. He will drown your tomato plants.
2. He will drench your front hallway with the garden hose he brings inside.
3. He will hose you down when you are on your way to a meeting.
4. He will create a LOT of mud.
5. The dogs like mud.
6. He will "wash" your bathroom mirror with a combination of toothpaste and soapy water.
7. He will see which household objects float in the bathtub.
8. Your favorite book does not float.
9. Neither does your hairbrush or your underwear.
10. Your kitchen ceiling will eventually give up from all the water leaking from UPSTAIRS . . . into the DOWNSTAIRS.
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Labels: 'Destruction'.
Too funny for words. I'm sorry that is happening, but at the same time it is only making you all the more famous in my book. ;P
Eek!
wv: extra -- no kidding.
Aimless:
Well said.
LOL!
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Realm:
Destruction is right. :-)
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Melanie:
Yes, a well-voiced eek sounds appropriate.
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Just think he owes you bigtime when he grows up.
Cheryl:
Unless I live to like 108, there is no way he could every repay me for all the gray hair. :-)
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Okay, seriously, you need to gather up all these blogs and whatever other capers he's gotten into and put them in a book and have it published. It should be mandatory reading for all new parents.
He's providing you with enough new material you could create a sequel every 3-4 years.
I second Pitawoman's comment. You really need to write a book about the DB.
Pia-Woman:
I actually am working on a book proposal. I hope to have it to my literary agent in September.
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FF:
I am working on it. It is hard to distill him in words. LOL!
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lol!
Your book could be required reading in high school health classes--a great deterrent to accidental pregnancy.
At least you know where the studs are now.
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