- noodles with butter
- peanut butter sandwich with crusts cut off
- pizza
Foods Demon Baby considers lunch:
- peanut butter sandwich with crusts cut off
- Mexican take-out
- fried ice cream (see item directly above)
- maraschino cherries in bulk
Foods Demon Baby considers dinner:
- popcorn
- maple oatmeal
- rasberry sherbert
- noodles with butter and salt
- corn on the cob
Foods Demon Baby considers snack foods:
- salt--given access to a salt shaker (I have to hide it), he will lie naked on the couch, pour it into his belly button and eat it from there
- ice pops
- maple oatmeal
- maraschino cherries in bulk
- Life cereal
Foods Demon Baby considers Ninja Mama's attempts to posion him:
- ANYTHING with black pepper on it or a hint of spice
- ANYTHING green
- ANY foods TOUCHING in ANY WAY ANY OTHER food; he believes in strict food segregation
- ANYTHING too hot or too cold
- Cheese
- Apples with SKIN on them
- Any dairy products except Yoplait yogurt (clearly, they have some Demonic Pact with the Devil)
- ANYTHING in an incorrect colored plastic cup (blue only, please)
Anything not directly accounted for here is part of a Marxist plot to dethrone him as king of the demons. He has professional taste testers (siblings) to verify he is not being poisoned.
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