I made a startling discovery this week.
After a week in which Demon Baby decided to spend it entirely naked (every time we dressed him, he ran off and stripped . . . so unless we were duct-taping clothes to his body, I decided he would just spend it as a nudist and maybe grow bored of the whole idea) . . . Demon Baby has THREE obsessions.
2. Breasts--particularly large ones.
3. Guitar Hero.
My three-year-old son . . . is a FRAT BOY.
I am afraid. I am VERY afraid.