Saturday, August 23, 2008

Frat Boy

I made a startling discovery this week.

After a week in which Demon Baby decided to spend it entirely naked (every time we dressed him, he ran off and stripped . . . so unless we were duct-taping clothes to his body, I decided he would just spend it as a nudist and maybe grow bored of the whole idea) . . . Demon Baby has THREE obsessions.

1. Nudity.
2. Breasts--particularly large ones.
3. Guitar Hero.

My three-year-old son . . . is a FRAT BOY.

I am afraid. I am VERY afraid.

14 comments:

Suzanne Perazzini said...

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! Or we could think it is all a very healthy and natural curiosity. Fingers crossed.

Erica Orloff said...

Suzanne:
The breast thing is ongoing. Nakedness . . . the novelty does not seem to be wearing off. He really dislikes underwear and prefers commando. That has disintegrated to total nudity.

;-)
E

Robin said...

I sort of wish he was a frat boy. I would date him, and we could down a keg together.

Erica Orloff said...

robin:
Given the dimple . . . I think MANY women will date him. But no one will tame him. ;-)
E

Jude Hardin said...

To-ga! To-ga!

Erica Orloff said...

Jude:
Yes. He's ready for his first kegger.
E

Jude Hardin said...

He can have my old room at the UofL TKE house. We called it The Swamp, and underwear was always optional.

laughingwolf said...

lol... my son did the same, but at a younger age! ;) lol

Erica Orloff said...

Jude:
I cannot send my child to live in The Swamp.

:-)
E

Erica Orloff said...

Laughing Wolf:
Nuidty shows no sign of letting up this week. :-)
E

Tom said...

My first dd spent age two (or was it three) mostly naked. Everytime we dressed her she'd do her best to strip. Finally I gave up. I figured if she was over the naked thing by kindergarden we'd be okay.
The breast thing? lol Definately a frat boy!

Erica Orloff said...

Tom:
Nudity continues . . . but I presume by kindergarten, the novelty will wear off. That gives him two more nude years. ;-)

The breast thing . . . he may never outgrow it. Most men don't. LOL!
E

laughingwolf said...

lol ...at least for going out, he did agree to some clothes ;)

Melanie Avila said...

ROFLMAO!

My niece stayed naked until about age 5. Now she's fine. :)