Friday, October 10, 2008

Actual Conversation

"How was pre-school today, Demon Baby?"

Silence.

"Hey . . . come on. Did you sing a song? Did the teacher make you do that Baa-Baa-Black Sheep rhyme again? Did you paint? Did you go on the playground?"

Silence.

"How come you won't talk?"

"I will tell you how my day is. But first, you have to spell LEMUR."

"Lemur? Like the animal?"

"Yes. Spell lemur and then I will tell you about my day."

"All right, then. L-E-M-U-R."

Frowns. Walks away.

"I thought you were going to tell me about your day now."

"No. I have to think of a harder word for you."

12 comments:

Travis Erwin said...

I love his style.

Jude Hardin said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!

That made my day.

laughingwolf said...

precious! lol

ask him to spell:
antidisestablishmentarianism? ;)

easier one: glockenspiel
[pronounced with 'schpiel' of course]

Erica Orloff said...

Travis:
Yup. The kid is an original.

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Erica Orloff said...

Jude:
I know. Can you believe it? I swear . . . .

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Erica Orloff said...

laughingwolf:

Good ones. I'll tuck them in my back pocket for the future.

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Melanie Avila said...

ROFLMAO!!!

Erica Orloff said...

melanie:
Oh, wait. I have another good conversation for my next blog. The kid just provides me with so much material.

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spyscribbler said...

Love him! That's hilarious!

Erica Orloff said...

Spy:

:-)
E

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