Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Vote for Demon Baby


I've decided Demon Baby should run for president. First of all, there is no foreign leader on the face of the planet who wouldn't tremble at the sight of this little guy. The havoc he can wreak with maple syrup alone would send them scurrying. And think? If he can destroy a house with a single roll of toilet paper and a bottle of maple syrup, we can save billions in our defense budget.
Domestic policy? The kid's a natural. As in au naturale. OBVIOUSLY, he must be a libertarian. A free spirit. An advocate for what you do in your own home--such as remain stark naked for three months running (a new world record!) is your own business. A fierce advocate of privacy, he wouldn't tell anyone what to do.
Help for the poor? He has no problem sharing. He'd even willingly donate all his clothes to charity.
In short . . . Demon Baby is your man.
Um . . . Demon.
I'm Demon Baby's mother . . . and I approved this message.

13 comments:

Jude Hardin said...

Will he share his ice cream?

Erica Orloff said...

Jude:
Ice cream sharing for all. Campaign promise!

E

Erica Orloff said...

Jude:
And just think . . . a campaign slogan:

VOTE FOR ME! I'M CRAPTASTIC!

E

The Anti-Wife said...

He's got my vote. I'll join the Craptastic Party!

Melanie Avila said...

How many times can we vote? ;)

Suzanne Perazzini said...

He's got my vote, too. With what's going on in your neck of the woods, he's the obvious choice.

Erica Orloff said...

Anti-wife:
I like the sound of that. And tomorrow . . . I will reveal what this charming little craptastic dude wants to be for Halloween.

NO ONE will guess. And I swear to you . . . no one.

E

Erica Orloff said...

Melanie:
In the Craptastic Elections, you can vote as many times as you want. As long as you are naked.

E

Erica Orloff said...

Suzanne:
LOL!!!! Thanks for that. David Sedaris had many funny bits about the election (he is an ex-pat and lives in Paris).

E

Jude Hardin said...

NO ONE will guess. And I swear to you . . . no one.

W?

Erica Orloff said...

Jude:
Not even close.

E

Melanie Avila said...

Perfect, than I can vote all day! ;)

laughingwolf said...

he gets my vote... twice, to start! :O lol

too young yet for CRAPPACCINO?