You don't SERIOUSLY think he wants normal things, like TOYS, do you?
Of course not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I present Demon Baby's Christmas list.
1. This.
2. THIS!
3. And this.
My kid is from Mars.
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- Erica Orloff
- Novelist (Magickeepers series, Illuminated), Mom of Four, including a wild Pirate Boy, plate-spinner extraordinaire
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Okay, now I've got an idea, me being the generous soul that I am. If he comes to my house, I will give him all the Orange Glo he wants, AND he can play with it on ALL my woodwork!
Spy:
You are too good.
:-)
E
These requests remind me of my son Alex. When we take planes, he reads the "Air Mall" magazine and lusts over the weird offerings. He wanted a watch that can locate fish with radar even though he's never fished. Ha!
practical, that db! ;) lol
btw- you have been bookwormed, see my page...
Robin:
Can I assume he's not THREE? LOL!!!!
I don't get it in a three-year-old. Even I will read Sky Mall. But there isn't a TOY on his list!
:-)
E
Laughingwolf . . .
Off to check it out!
E
What channel is he watching?!
I've always secretly wanted a clapper too--one of the world's best inventions for sure!
My kids want those space bags too! I guess it just goes to show that the marketing efforts of these companies are working.
Alyson:
He watched Noggin and kid-friendly TV, but my father is living with me for a couple of months and watches CNN constantly, so now he sees all these funky commercials. It's hysterical. He stops dead in his tracks, gets wide-eyed and comes to get me. With the Clapper, he said he wanted a "MAGIC LAMP" for Christmas. "Come on! Come on! You have to see this!!!!" I thought it was a toy genie lamp or something. Um. No. The Clapper.
E
conley:
Brainwashing.
E
I was going to ask about which channels he was watching too. Glad it's just CNN. :) That's too funny he doesn't want ANY toys!
The clapper is kind of cool, though we don't have one. Darn, missed out there.
I thought the same thing as Spy. I don't have Orange Glo, but if you ever come to visit with DB, I'll run out and buy some.
Melanie:
He's calls CNN "Pop's Show."
E
Hi Edie:
He could make a coast-to-coast Orange Glo tour.
Perhaps he has a future career as one of those guys who hawk products on commercials and QVC.
E
What? No ShamWow?
Jude:
Had he SEEN the ShamWOW, I am sure that would make the list.
I am NOT getting him space bags, but I will probably try to locate the Clapper.
E
I'll bet he would truly enjoy a lava lamp.
If you put the clapper lamp in his bedroom he'll wake up at two a.m. wondering who turned the light on.
I'm guessing he likes those bags because they flatten things. The smaller versions vacuum pack food. When he is bored with it you can now save your leftovers and he is unlikely to harm himself or any other living creatures.
Oh and put orange scent in water (in an orange glo bottle of course) and let him go to town, it'll be easy clean-up if say he wants to see if that stuffs works on carpet.
Is he a virgo?
organized
efficient
clean
lol
I second Spy's idea. He can come to my house too. I'll throw in some lysol with the orange glo and he can have at it.
lol
Richmond:
The orange-scented water idea is cool.
I wish he liked matchbox cars. But . . . it's just like him to want weird things. At 3!
E
Aimless:
He's a Pices.
And actually, he is NOT neat. I am SURE he thinks the orange glow is something he can pour on the dogs and make them shiny. :-)
E
Now I am worried.
Suzanne:
LOL!
Me, too. :-)
E
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