I now must spend the majority of the day pretending I don't SEE Demon Baby.
"Who's talking to me?"
"It's ME. You just can't see me."
So he chatters and shouts and squeals and chatters some more, all the while I am saying, "Gosh, I wish I knew where my child was." I look past him, over him, pretend to see THROUGH him.
He is CONVINCED he is invisible.
"Oh, well," I say, "I can't kiss a baby I can't see. That's too bad since I would really like to kiss my little Demon Baby."
I watch him out of the corner of my eye as he considers this.
"TA-DA! LOOK AT ME! I've been here all the time!!! I'm UNINVISIBLE again. You can see me!"
I kiss him.
He shuts his eyes. "I'm invisible again."
And so the game goes on. Invisible, uninvisible.
I get nothing done.
Just this new game of the Incredible Invisible Demon Baby.