So last night, I came across a VERY unusual sight. And I realized . . . this happens a lot when you live with a Demon Baby. So in honor of that . . . a top-ten list (last night's sighting was #2).
1. A snorkel in the bathroom sink.
2. A snorkel in the dishwasher.
3. My diamond ring in the dog's water bowl.
4. Play-do in my shoes.
5. A pillow in the bathtub.
6. My keys in the freezer.
7. My cellphone in a pair of underwear (as a carrying case).
8. A stash of marshmallows in the coffee table drawers in the formal living room.
9. My charm bracelet INSIDE the air-intake vent for the air conditioning unit.
10. A teddy bear INSIDE the CEILING vent in my office (accomplished by stuffing him down the upstairs vent and pushing it all the way with a broom handle).