Wednesday, July 15, 2009

An Eye for the Ladies

Demon Baby has an eye for the ladies.

But, in typical Demon Baby fashion, it is NOT the eye of the average four-year-old. Hence, this conversation at the pool with his 14-year-old brother.

"Older Brother . . . look . . . check out that girl."

Older Brother looks toward the baby pool and spies a cute little four-year-old-looking girl in a pink bathing suit with Dora the Explorer on the front.

"Her? She very cute."

"NO! Not her. Over there. Look."

Older Brother turns head and spies a 20-something hottie in a navy blue barely-there bikini.

"Her?!" he asked incredulously.

"Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about, Brother. I have a good eye!" said Demon Baby.

I fear for the world when he is a teenager. I really do.


Melanie Avila said...

Just don't let him team up with Travis's son or you'll REALLY be in trouble!

Too cute!

Erica Orloff said...

I will consider myself forewarned!


laughingwolf said...

no worries, erica... so long as it's only an eye! :O lol

Erica Orloff said...

laughing wolf:
I can just tell . . . the kid's a "player." ;-)

Travis Erwin said...

Melanie is right. I posted yesterday about my 8 year old's taste for the ladies.

Erica Orloff said...

I ran over to read it. LOL!!! I love that story!!!!! You really need to be published in Esquire or something. LOVE your tales.


Karmela said...

E, did you see this in today's NYT? Demon Baby has compatriots!

Erica Orloff said...

Today's post is going to be about that.


Saw it!