Demon Baby has an eye for the ladies.
But, in typical Demon Baby fashion, it is NOT the eye of the average four-year-old. Hence, this conversation at the pool with his 14-year-old brother.
"Older Brother . . . look . . . check out that girl."
Older Brother looks toward the baby pool and spies a cute little four-year-old-looking girl in a pink bathing suit with Dora the Explorer on the front.
"Her? She very cute."
"NO! Not her. Over there. Look."
Older Brother turns head and spies a 20-something hottie in a navy blue barely-there bikini.
"Her?!" he asked incredulously.
"Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about, Brother. I have a good eye!" said Demon Baby.
I fear for the world when he is a teenager. I really do.