Demon Baby has an eye for the ladies.
But, in typical Demon Baby fashion, it is NOT the eye of the average four-year-old. Hence, this conversation at the pool with his 14-year-old brother.
"Older Brother . . . look . . . check out that girl."
Older Brother looks toward the baby pool and spies a cute little four-year-old-looking girl in a pink bathing suit with Dora the Explorer on the front.
"Her? She very cute."
"NO! Not her. Over there. Look."
Older Brother turns head and spies a 20-something hottie in a navy blue barely-there bikini.
"Her?!" he asked incredulously.
"Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about, Brother. I have a good eye!" said Demon Baby.
I fear for the world when he is a teenager. I really do.
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8 comments:
Just don't let him team up with Travis's son or you'll REALLY be in trouble!
Too cute!
Melanie:
I will consider myself forewarned!
:-)
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no worries, erica... so long as it's only an eye! :O lol
laughing wolf:
I can just tell . . . the kid's a "player." ;-)
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Melanie is right. I posted yesterday about my 8 year old's taste for the ladies.
Travis:
I ran over to read it. LOL!!! I love that story!!!!! You really need to be published in Esquire or something. LOVE your tales.
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E, did you see this in today's NYT? Demon Baby has compatriots!
Karm:
Today's post is going to be about that.
:-)
Saw it!
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