Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Tastes Like Chicken

You know how . . . well, gosh, all sorts of other meats are said to "taste like chicken" (famously . . . frogs legs). The following conversation occurred last night around the fire pit in my backyard beneath a beautiful full moon.

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"So maybe a squirrel will jump into the fire."

"I doubt it, Demon Baby."

"We have a lot of squirrels."

"Yes, we do, but I don't think any of them are going to go for self-immolation."

"But if a squirrel DID jump in the fire, I bet you it would taste like chicken."

"That's kind of gross, I don't want to eat squirrel meat."

"Well . . . do you know what chicken is even MADE of?"

"Chicken."

"No, birds."

"No, it's chicken."

"No. It's made of birds. Like tweet-tweet birds."

"No, it's made of gobble-gobble birds."

"Tweet-tweet."

"Gobble-gobble, cluck-cluck, cock-a-doodle-do."

"Still tastes like chicken."

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So you can ponder that next time you serve chicken at your house.

7 comments:

Nadine said...

LOL - tweet-tweet. Your son is adorable.

And I'm having chicken tonight. I'm certain the tweet-tweet will cross my mind, lol.

Erica Orloff said...

Nadine:
Tweet-tweet . . . :-)

Melanie Avila said...

I love these posts... :)

Erica Orloff said...

Melanie:
Some days, I think I need to video him. I'll try . . . he is hilarious to talk to. WHAT an imagination!

Wait until I post about his new career ambition.

Cheryl Kauffman said...

We had vege burritos tonight, no worries about chicken. I can't wait to read about his new career choice (world domination?)

Erica Orloff said...

Cheryl:
No, but I am sure he's considered it.

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