1. Get naked.
2. Wait till mom is in the shower.
3. Get the OJ out of the fridge.
4. Get a chair.
5. Push chair to sink.
6. Dump OJ down the sink.
7. Start faucet.
8. Get the entire bottle of dishwashing soap.
9. Make bubbles.
10. Dump bubbles on the floor.
11. Get caught in the act and act cute.
12. Mission accomplished.
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Well, just look at that grin! It's irresistable!
I know. Very hard to resist the little guy.
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What a face! He could get away with havoc in my house, too.
Long live "demon baby". :D
Evilness rocks.
edie:
Yeah . . . I am starting to get very zen about the havoc. :-)
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realmcovet:
As long as when he's older he doesn't end up in the state penal system, I am cool with his evilness.
:-)
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E wrote: As long as when he's older he doesn't end up in the state penal system, I am cool with his evilness.
If he does (heaven forbid!!!), I imagine him leading the entire inmate population in a craptastic version of Prison Thriller.
karm:
LOL!!!!! Yes. I could definitely see that. (Still chuckling.)
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If you look up mischievous in the dictionary, you'll find picture #1 by the definition.
I see the rice cooker, blender, and coffeemaker in the background, and I'm thinking you got lucky it was only bubbles in the sink this time. :)
Those expressions are priceless! That gleam in his eye in the first pic just says "Yes, I know exactly what I'm doing and it's so much FUN"!!!
You poor dear. :)
Jud:
LOL! Yes. I may need locks for everything.
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conley:
You have twin boys his age. You just KNOW you can read their minds, right?
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melanie:
Yup. I'm doomed.
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One good thing about him - he won't cost you anything for a Halloween costume. He can go as his naked, demonic self. Maybe a set of horns.
As my mom would say, "He's a piece of work!"
That smile is an evolutionary marvel. One look and Darwin would have known immediately how little boys survive.
so, what seems to be the problem, ma? :O lol
anti-wife:
A pitchfork and I'm all set.
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robin:
LOL! Yes, a piece of work indeed.
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laughing wolf:
Oh . . . no problem. You know, just a floor full of soap bubbles . . . OH, and then since he stomach got all wet, he went and rolled belly first on the carpet in my office to dry himself.
No problem at all. :-)
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Locks for everything? Good plan. Do OJ bottles come child proof? I imagine they haven't invented the system that could fool him.
Suzanne;
There's only so mcuh you can do in the face of a Demon Baby. You lose some battles. The fight over using toilet paper as confetti--another losing battle.
The problem of using bottles of syrup as projectile weapons has been solved by HEIGHT. I have that advantage and store a lot of stuff WAY up high. I'm 5'11-ish.
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I tried refrigerator locks when my guys started getting into it, and they lasted about a week before the boys broke them off. The door knob covers didn't last long either. Twin B discovered if you bang on it long enough with a shoe it will come apart! Maybe I can just move the fridge into my room and lock the door from the inside LOL!
conley:
Mine climbs the shelves to just about anything. Fridge included. He is like a spider monkey.
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exactly... no problemo ;) lol
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