So last night, I came across a VERY unusual sight. And I realized . . . this happens a lot when you live with a Demon Baby. So in honor of that . . . a top-ten list (last night's sighting was #2).
1. A snorkel in the bathroom sink.
2. A snorkel in the dishwasher.
3. My diamond ring in the dog's water bowl.
4. Play-do in my shoes.
5. A pillow in the bathtub.
6. My keys in the freezer.
7. My cellphone in a pair of underwear (as a carrying case).
8. A stash of marshmallows in the coffee table drawers in the formal living room.
9. My charm bracelet INSIDE the air-intake vent for the air conditioning unit.
10. A teddy bear INSIDE the CEILING vent in my office (accomplished by stuffing him down the upstairs vent and pushing it all the way with a broom handle).
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Snorkels MUST sparkle. Every Demon Baby knows that.
And who doesn't understand hidden marshmallows?
He's a genius.
(my word verification below? beast, lol!)
Before long you will find scrabble tiles that are bread crumbs for the dragon. The question will be, where do they lead?
Amy:
Beast? LOL! Wow . . .
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Richmond . . .
Usually all paths lead to his "nest" (which is like his secret hiding place--only it's not so secret).
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#10 is impressive!
Melanie:
Indeed. In actuality, it was FULL of stuffed animals. But the bear was the one whose face was pressed up against the vent. LOL!
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creative wee guy, that db ;)
With all the action that snorkel is seeing, #2 sounds very reasonable.
LOL! I have some of the same difficulties with my wild man and Lego. So far I have found a green space alien in the bottom of my purse (which I whipped out to write with thinking it was a small pen), a piece of lego in my bowl of Lucky Charms, and a dwarf in the dryer (which sounds like a good short story).
You forgot the hose in the exhaust pipe. Oh. Right. You didn't see that.
I'm impressed with the hidden marshmallows. I would have eaten them.
laughingwolf:
As a longtime reader, you know that creativity is his strong suit.
:-)
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John:
I agree! It does indeed sparkle! Though now he has stuck a Twizzler in the breathing part. I guess so he can eat underwater.
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Katharine:
I avoid looking in my purse for precisely the same reasons.
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FF:
Exactly. Not sighted. The dead car is my only proof.
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Suzanne:
He has many hidden stashes.
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i do, and glad he's relatively homebound... so far ;)
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