Today it is COLD here. And as I got the littlest of our dogs ready to go out, Demon Baby said to me, "You need to get Dreamer dressed."
I thought he meant in a doggie sweater because it was so cold. But I also know better than to assume anything with him, so I asked, "Why?"
"Why? Because it's so cold? We don't have a coat for Dreamer. She has fur. She'll be okay."
"No. She needs a Superman suit."
"A Superman suit. Pants and a red cape."
"Why? To keep her warm?"
He looked at me as if I was CLEARLY the stupidest woman on earth.
"No. So she can fly."