Just when I think Demon Baby has hit the wall. Has thought of every, single michievious deed that can be done . . . he does something so astounding.
Today, it was telling me the boxes of Jello ASKED him (literally spoke to him) to "free" them from the pantry. And they ASKED to be dumped into the bathtub so they could take a bath with him.
I'll say this.
The kid is creative.
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- Erica Orloff
- Novelist (Magickeepers series, Illuminated), Mom of Four, including a wild Pirate Boy, plate-spinner extraordinaire
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8 comments:
ROFLMAO! That's the first laugh I've had since I went to see Atonement. I can just see one arm stained red from strawberry, the other blue from that blue flavor.
Hah! Let's give him an orange head, while we're at it! He'll be a rainbow!
LOL!!!!!
YES . . . he is quite something. And I LOVE how he BLAMES it on the Jello itself! It ASKED to be freed!
E
He has a great career ahead of him as a writer of fiction! You must be so proud!
anti-wife:
Put it this way . . . some days I am very proud (he's only 2). Some days I am one Jello box away from a nervous breakdown.
E
A child this creative can only grow up to be a writer!
I've often blamed things on the voices in my head...I never thought to blame the jello!
Aimless:
The Jello made me do it.
E
Oh, I see that your Jello boxes must be related to the pudding cups and the flour containers and the tissue box and the OLIVE OIL bottle which one of my sons told me DECIDED he should mix on the kitchen counter one very long winter day a few years ago.
lisa r:
OMG! Please do not have your sons contact Demon Baby and give him ideas. ;-)
E
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