Thursday, September 11, 2008

Day 2 of Preschool: Only a Beheading

Demon Baby is home from preschool. He's now naked, of course.

He didn't spit on anyone. Didn't get naked in school. Didn't call his teacher a Potty Mouth word.

HOWEVER, for his "project" today, he made Mary and her Little Lamb--on Popsicle sticks like little puppets. The lamb had cotton ball fleece.

As we walked from his class down the hall to the exit and parking lot, he ripped poor Lambie's fleece off in chunks and threw the fuzz on the ground. By the time I got him in his car seat and pulled out of the parking lot, Lambie's head was ripped off, followed, soon after, by poor little Mary.

OTHER mothers will have boxes of neatly labeled projects from preschool. Pictures of apples and trees and stick figures and Christmas trees on colored construction paper.

I, Demon Baby's mother, will have a box of heads.

10 comments:

Aimless Writer said...

LOL, thats hysterical!
I'm sorry...I can't stop laughing.

Robin said...

At least he didn't sprinkle lamb's blood on them and sacrifice them to Satan.

Suzanne Perazzini said...

So he is Angel Baby at school and Demon Baby at home - so not fair.
I'm sorry about your present woes. I hope the sun shines soon.

Erica Orloff said...

Hi Aimless:
Sure. Laugh. YOU'RE not the one with the heads. LOL!
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Erica Orloff said...

Hi Suzanne:
Thanks . . . been a tough week. But feeling better today!
E

Erica Orloff said...

Robin:
Small favors. :-)
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laughingwolf said...

seems he wants a 'headmaster' position, and quickly ;) lol

Erica Orloff said...

laughing wolf:
Very punny . . . uh . . . funny.

;-)
E

laughingwolf said...

;) lol

Melanie Avila said...

That sounds so ominous. ;) I can totally see that as the opening of a thriller.