Saturday, September 20, 2008

Holy Toledo!

Remember the old Batman show? Remember how Robin always said things like "HOLY TOLEDO, Batman!"

Well, I, mother of Demon Baby (which I feel deserves some kind of title, like Demon Madonna), am the proud mother of . . . Demon Baby Robin.

What do I mean?

Well, Demon Baby isn't content with ordinary Potty Mouth lately. Instead, he twists Potty Mouth words into strange expressions that I am sure you will be sorry you didn't think of first. Such as:

Holy What the Crap!

Holy Cow from Hell!

(He uses the word HOLY a lot for a Demon Baby, doesn't he?)

What the FAKE!

(Misses the whole F-Bomb entirely, but I don't let him know that.)

Holy What the Fake!

(Because any Potty Mouth expression is better when it's made Holy.)

Holy Craptastic!

So there you go. Demon Baby Robin. Holy Toledo . . . here he comes!


Suzanne Perazzini said...

Demon baby is tempting fate by calling upon the holy powers. Watch out for the bolt of lightning.
Just as well he doesn't get the 'fake' word correct. It's one word that I never allow from my son - at least in my presence. He tried it once a couple of years ago and then he knew all about the holy powers of the righteous. He's never tried it again.

Erica Orloff said...

LOL! :-) Yes, I am pleased that he is content to What the Fake me.


Robin said...

Holy Bananas! I love this kid! Ha!

Erica Orloff said...

He now shares your name. ;-)

Jude Hardin said...

The DemonBoy Wonder?

Erica Orloff said...

Has a certain ring to it.

Melanie Avila said...

LOL, now I'll be saying MY favorite - Holy Frijoles!

Karmela said...

I'm stuck on "Demon Madonna." Wow. If I ever have a band I'm calling it that.

laughingwolf said...

db wonder! ;) lol

Erica Orloff said...

Can I play tamborine in your band?