He cried for an hour that he didn't want to go and promised he would be a totally perfect angel if I would JUST let him never go to school and stay home with me forever.
I know better.
He went to school.
He kept his clothes on.
He did NOT, as he had threatened, call his teacher a Potty Mouth name.
He didn't hit anyone.
He didn't spit.
He did paint (and got it on his shorts and shirt).
He ate his lunch.
He came home and stripped and is now naked.
He informed me he did NOT "see God" at school (goes to a church pre-school). As a Demon, he would know, I guess, if God was hanging around.
He was not expelled.
A good first day of school.