Friday, September 5, 2008

Things Demon Baby Feeds The Dogs When I'm Not Looking

Demon Baby does not understand the dogs eat dog food.

Oh, yes, he SEES the jumbo bag of food for Dreamer (left) and Cosmo (right). I point out to him DAILY that it says DOG CHOW on the bag. That there is a PICTURE of a DOG on the bag.

But he persists in feeding the dogs (in random order):

  • Kraft macaroni and cheese. UNCOOKED. With the cheese "dust" as "glitter" for their fur. I know when this is happening by the very LOUD crunching of the dogs as they eat uncooked hard noodles. The cheese glitter is just a bonus.
  • Raisin Bran. We have an older corgi with irritable bowel. Enough said.
  • Crayons.
  • Pebbles. The dogs don't fall for this one but . . . .
  • Shoes. They don't eat them, but they do chew them.
  • Rubber spatulas from the kitchen. Same as item above.
  • Peanut M&Ms
  • Pretzels
  • Popcorn
  • Socks
  • Cheese. A lot of cheese.
  • Paper
  • Yogurt
  • Anything a sensible person might think of as trash, including the stuffing inside barious stuffed animals

The two dogs above adore him.

He has converted them to his minions.

8 comments:

Robin said...

What cute dogs. On the outside, at least. Lord knows what their insides look like!

Erica Orloff said...

Robin:
They are very cute. And very wild. Demon Baby has a unique ability to rile them up.

E

Suzanne Perazzini said...

A varied diet is always good - at least almost always.

By the way, I had to go tell my husband about the blind episode in a previous post I've just read. He knows all about Demon Baby, too.

laughingwolf said...

variety is the spice? :O lol

Erica Orloff said...

Suzanne:
Ahh, his infamy spreads.

E

Erica Orloff said...

laughing wolf:
I don't think that's what they mean when they say variety is the spce of life--but you never know. Perhaps cheese glitter IS the secret to a happy dog.

E

laughingwolf said...

too bad the dogs are mum about it :O lol

Melanie Avila said...

That's much better than my macaroni story. ;) I can only imagine how quickly the cheese glitter spreads throughout the house.