He cried for an hour that he didn't want to go and promised he would be a totally perfect angel if I would JUST let him never go to school and stay home with me forever.
I know better.
He went to school.
He kept his clothes on.
He did NOT, as he had threatened, call his teacher a Potty Mouth name.
He didn't hit anyone.
He didn't spit.
He did paint (and got it on his shorts and shirt).
He ate his lunch.
He came home and stripped and is now naked.
He informed me he did NOT "see God" at school (goes to a church pre-school). As a Demon, he would know, I guess, if God was hanging around.
He was not expelled.
A good first day of school.
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You couldn't ask for anything more.
travis:
As the mother of a Demon Baby, I felt the same. Any day without expulsion is a grand day in this house.
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Hallelujah! Did the other children survive?
Hah! The boy. That's cute. I can just imagine him coming home and throwing off his clothes, having had it up to here with the ordeal of conforming to society all day.
anti-wife:
Well, he didn't make the six o'clock news, so I am assuming so. :-)
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spy:
That was it exactly. He was in the door and the door wasn't even SHUT and the pants were gone. Then he always swings his shirt in a circle around his head and flings it like a stripper.
E
Quite an achievement. That crying thing they do is so mean and it takes a super mother to stand strong. Congratulations.
if he does see god, ask him what gender he/she/it is, ok? :O lol
sounds like he knows WHERE he can get away with his tricks ;)
Robin:
It was Day 1. It's a LONG school year. ;-)
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Sounds like things are going great then! No expulsion, stayed clothed while at school & refrained from calling the teacher a bad name.
I love the naked thing. I can relate. My Twin B is just about the same way. He sheds his clothes about as quickly as he can when we get home. He seems to be growing out of it a little bit though. He does it less often now.
Suzanne:
I am no longer fooled. :-)
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laughing wolf:
I'll let you know if he makes contact. :-)
Oh . . . and just so you know, I've taken him to church and he's stood in the parking lot and screamed I HATE JESUS!!!! So his antics aren't just for my consumption. LOL! He'll be naughty just about anywhere.
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conley:
Yes, indeed. A good day!
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