Demon Baby does not understand the dogs eat dog food.Oh, yes, he SEES the jumbo bag of food for Dreamer (left) and Cosmo (right). I point out to him DAILY that it says DOG CHOW on the bag. That there is a PICTURE of a DOG on the bag.
But he persists in feeding the dogs (in random order):
- Kraft macaroni and cheese. UNCOOKED. With the cheese "dust" as "glitter" for their fur. I know when this is happening by the very LOUD crunching of the dogs as they eat uncooked hard noodles. The cheese glitter is just a bonus.
- Raisin Bran. We have an older corgi with irritable bowel. Enough said.
- Crayons.
- Pebbles. The dogs don't fall for this one but . . . .
- Shoes. They don't eat them, but they do chew them.
- Rubber spatulas from the kitchen. Same as item above.
- Peanut M&Ms
- Pretzels
- Popcorn
- Socks
- Cheese. A lot of cheese.
- Paper
- Yogurt
- Anything a sensible person might think of as trash, including the stuffing inside barious stuffed animals
The two dogs above adore him.
He has converted them to his minions.
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8 comments:
What cute dogs. On the outside, at least. Lord knows what their insides look like!
Robin:
They are very cute. And very wild. Demon Baby has a unique ability to rile them up.
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A varied diet is always good - at least almost always.
By the way, I had to go tell my husband about the blind episode in a previous post I've just read. He knows all about Demon Baby, too.
variety is the spice? :O lol
Suzanne:
Ahh, his infamy spreads.
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laughing wolf:
I don't think that's what they mean when they say variety is the spce of life--but you never know. Perhaps cheese glitter IS the secret to a happy dog.
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too bad the dogs are mum about it :O lol
That's much better than my macaroni story. ;) I can only imagine how quickly the cheese glitter spreads throughout the house.
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