This is Demon Baby's idol.Each day, while I work, he runs in and out of my office after seeing his hero. In Demon Baby's mind, Billy Mays is almost better than a Ninja.
And every single product, according to Demon Baby is "ta-da."
"Mom . . . you gotta see this. You pour ketchup on your shirt, then you pour on this magic stuff, and ta-da, stains gone. I'm SERIOUS."
"Mom . . . you gotta see this. You pour this stuff on your floors that Billy says is great and they get shiny. Ta-da, scratches gone. I'm SERIOUS."
"Mom . . . you gotta see this. First, you get a garden, then you get this thing that digs holes in your garden. Then, ta-da, planting is easy. I'm SERIOUS."
Billy is now hawking something to make "sliders" (mini-burgers). Sure. This is just what I need. A raw meat press.
I hear Billy Mays's voice in my dreams. Only this little hoarse Demon Baby voice comes out (Demon Baby's voice has to be heard--very hoarse sounding and cute) and says "Ta-da!"
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My son, 4, is also a big fan of Billy. I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who's son worships infomercials. My son said we have to get the press that makes the sliders, and is sure this makes the best burgers on the planet. Now he wants the Snuggie, that blanket that has arms in it.
Cheryl:
I am laughing out loud. Demon Baby thinks I need the Snuggie. Ta-da, your arms are free!
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Hmm, my husband (age 49) thinks ifomercials are more like documentaries. Must be a man-thing, eh?
He keeps hinting at a Snuggie as well. I told him to put his robe on backwards and "ta-da", he'd have his very own Snuggie.
I just had to have one of these back in...gulp...1973. As seen on TV! I can remember ruining a couple of perfectly good jackets.
pita-woman:
LOL!!! Ok, I will try the robe trick and see if he believes me.
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Jude:
That frightens me.
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Ha! That is so funny!
I got a Billy Mays product from Dirty Santa this past Christmas. Laughed my butt off.
This reminds me of a friend who learned Spanish by listening to the Spanish station in Chicago. Everything he said came VERY ENTHUSIASTIC! I'm picturing the same with DB. :D
Throw some chickpeas, rice, carrots, something green, maybe a little balsalmic and some mustard into a food processor and make veggie sliders. ;-)
I love his Mighty Putty commercial. With that and some duct tape, Demon Baby could conquer the world! Ta-Da!
Heather:
He is single-handedly attributed to turning Orange Glo into one of the fastest selling products in America. Astounding.
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melanie:
Yesterday, he came to me and said, and I quote:
"If you have bad credit, you call this number, you talk for a long while, ta-da, they fix your problem."
If only it was that simple. :-)
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sara:
Interesting! I've tried some tofu burgers and never quite liked 'em.
Tomorrow, I am making my kids vergetables and pasta with olive oil. They will eat it and like it. So says mom.
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Anti-wife:
The mere THOUGHT of Demon Baby with duct tape makes me shudder.
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ROFL! Awww! That is so cute. (Btw, I think Orange Glo ROCKS.)
The "I'm SERIOUS" thing just cracked me up. And he is! LOL! I make it a rule never to laugh at kids (with, sure), but once in a great while... you just can't help it. :-)
serious! :O lol
Bwahahahahahaha!! Yes! I covet your baby!!!
Don't let him get a hold of the Sham-Wow guy, or it'll be ALL OVER!!!
I soooooooo needed this laugh. :)
Spy:
I still plan to send him to your house one day with Orange Glo.
:-)
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Laughing Wolf:
Yup. Seriously serious.
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Realm:
Chick, you made me laugh! My MOM stayed with me for over two months this winter and kept telling him that if he thought Billy was awesome, wait until he saw the SHAM-WOW!
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LMAO! hahahahaha @ almost better than a ninja. I bet Billy Mays would find this hilarious. I know I would if Demon baby was quoting me.
I predict it would be too ego deflating to have Demon upstage him and he wouldn't go for it OR
He'd fall in love with Demon and want to take him on as an apprentice. The Billy Mays and Mini-Mays seriously commercials.
Zoe:
I thought of emailing it to Billy. :-)
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Sarah:
I just got a mental picture of that in my mind and burst out laughing!!!!!!
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