Naked Demon Baby approached me today. "MOM! My penis hurts."
"Hmm . . . maybe you just need a shower. After breakfast, it's bathtime for you."
"No, it really hurts."
"All right, well, after bathtime I'll check it out."
"I think it might be from the box."
"What box?"
"I put it in the box."
"Box?"
"The candy box."
"Let me get this straight, you put your penis in a candy box?"
"Yeah. And it hurt."
"What kind of candy box?"
"You know, the one that you fill it with candy and it pops out . . . the one that the Easter Bunny gave me."
"YOUR RABBIT PEZ DISPENSER?!?"
"Yeah. The Pez dispenser."
"Just so I've got this straight . . . you put your penis in a Pez dispenser."
"Yeah. And it pinched it and hurt."
"So don't put it in a Pez dispenser, okay?"
"All right."
Penis Crisis of 2009 . . . Solved.
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Oh my...! lol
Nessa:
Like I said . . . NOT a typical conversation. :-)
E
Haha! Me & Pez go WAY BACK!! What I would'nt have done fer a PENIS PEZ dispenser when I was a wee little lad. Yer guy is TOP NOTCH!
Realm:
Yeah . . . his approach to Pez is . . . well, interesting. I don't know that I will look at the dispensers the same way again.
E
The words penis and putting it in the Candy Box could draw some really interesting google searches.
Travis:
Yeah, well, considering I also recently blogged about worms . . . who KNOWS what will drive people here. ;-)
E
Tears, streaming.
Melanie:
He told his Oldest Sister about this on their daily call. I don't think she believed him/us. She then called him a psycopath. ;-)
E
LOL...
You know, in a few years he's going to be really miffed that you advertised the fact that he could fit the penis in the pez dispenser...
Note to self: Never accept a Pez from Demon Baby.
Hi Erica. I think Demon has been watching too much SNL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg
Luckily he did not do this when he visited last week! Jack
merry:
Well, I will merely point to all the damage he's done to the house from the water damage in the ceiling to broken bannisters and consider us even. ;-)
E
Robin:
Wise words.
E
Jax:
As SOON as he said "box" I thought of that. ;-) See, those head writers on SNL have nothing on my real life. :-)
E
Ee-ouch! The thought makes me cringe!
Spy:
I know. Unusual torture device.
E
Robin, I'm with you!!
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