- noodles with butter
- peanut butter sandwich with crusts cut off
- pizza
Foods Demon Baby considers lunch:
- peanut butter sandwich with crusts cut off
- Mexican take-out
- fried ice cream (see item directly above)
- maraschino cherries in bulk
Foods Demon Baby considers dinner:
- popcorn
- maple oatmeal
- rasberry sherbert
- noodles with butter and salt
- corn on the cob
Foods Demon Baby considers snack foods:
- salt--given access to a salt shaker (I have to hide it), he will lie naked on the couch, pour it into his belly button and eat it from there
- ice pops
- maple oatmeal
- maraschino cherries in bulk
- Life cereal
Foods Demon Baby considers Ninja Mama's attempts to posion him:
- ANYTHING with black pepper on it or a hint of spice
- ANYTHING green
- ANY foods TOUCHING in ANY WAY ANY OTHER food; he believes in strict food segregation
- ANYTHING too hot or too cold
- Cheese
- Apples with SKIN on them
- Any dairy products except Yoplait yogurt (clearly, they have some Demonic Pact with the Devil)
- ANYTHING in an incorrect colored plastic cup (blue only, please)
Anything not directly accounted for here is part of a Marxist plot to dethrone him as king of the demons. He has professional taste testers (siblings) to verify he is not being poisoned.
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15 comments:
LOL! Demon Baby is the cutest!! Maple oatmeal is a staple for me, as well as noodles with butter and salt.
I really like plain food. Lately, I've been eating brown rice incessantly, with umi vinegar.
And boy, do I go through those maraschino cherries. Food of the gods. I also LOVE olives, but I bet he's not too keen on them!
Spy:
No can do on the olives. But it amuses me to no end you both eat the same foods.
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Sounds like he's pretty much a vegetarian. It's not a bad diet, really, if you could somehow manage to sneak some broccoli in there somewhere. ;)
Demon Baby is awesome.
I agree with the peanut butter sandwich for breakfast sans crust, and honestly, it's very healthy. Good protein and good carbs--and there is something wrong with crusts...surely others besides Demon Baby and I feel it. I still feed my crusts to the dog. :)
Jude:
Well, I'm a vegetarian since I have developed this anaphylactic shock reaction to tuna :-(
So I make a lot of noodles with veggies--and he eats it without the veggies.
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Lauren:
The birds get his crusts. :-) Nothing goes to waste.
E
I have a lot of the same food habits so I can't laugh. Especially the peanut butter part.
Aimless:
At least he is in good company.
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Maybe Demon Baby is secretly very gentle, but he's been poisoned by maraschino cherries. I'm calling CSI Miami. We'll be there shortly.
ok, i'll bite: how does one have mexican takeout WITHOUT spices?
Robin:
LOL!
That's it, of course.
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Laughing Wolf:
Demon Baby's father is Mexican. There is apparently some kind of logic that goes with his genetic background and Mexican food that allows him to eat it. I gave up trying to figure it out.
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Pizza for breakfast... my kind of kid!!
I've never understood people (kids or adults) wanting the crust cut off their sandwiches. I love the crust!!
As for eating salt out of his navel... that one pretty much leaves me scratching my head!
pita woman:
Naked belly button salt eating is a sight, is all I can say.
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LMAO @ the foods touching other foods thing.
And I'm totally with him on the apples with the peeling on thing. Gross. I mean I understand it has all the vitamins and pectin and blah blah blah, but, I do not care. I HATE the texture of the peelings.
And I like to dip my apples in peanut butter.
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