Friday, March 13, 2009

Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear From the Mouth of Demon Baby

1. Whatever you do, DON'T look in the family room.

2. If you add spit to someone's drink, does that make it taste better? [Mom's aside: Usually after I've just finished my drink.]

3. Ooops.

4. My Magical Friend made a mess.

5. You might want to go get a towel.

6. It's all right that I fed the dog pepperoni pizza, right?

7. So are you in a bad mood? I have to tell you something.

8. I hid your car keys and now I can't find them.

9. I painted the mirrors with toothpaste. It looks awesome. Come see. [Mom's aside: Did Picasso start this way?]

10. Our fish like cheese, right?

5 comments:

laughingwolf said...

oh my... lol

Suzanne Perazzini said...

There is definitely a theme here - a theme of mayhem and destruction. My condolences.

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fakefrenchie said...

Erica, I repeat: You are a SAINT.

Erica Orloff said...

Yeah . . . there's definitely a theme of mayhem.

I just try to stay sane in the midst of chaos.

E