1. Whatever you do, DON'T look in the family room.
2. If you add spit to someone's drink, does that make it taste better? [Mom's aside: Usually after I've just finished my drink.]
4. My Magical Friend made a mess.
5. You might want to go get a towel.
6. It's all right that I fed the dog pepperoni pizza, right?
7. So are you in a bad mood? I have to tell you something.
8. I hid your car keys and now I can't find them.
9. I painted the mirrors with toothpaste. It looks awesome. Come see. [Mom's aside: Did Picasso start this way?]
10. Our fish like cheese, right?