Monday, March 30, 2009

Demon Baby's Career Choices

I have shared on my writing blog that I don't particularly care if my children have practical professions. I am not a practical person. I make my living as a writer and a novelist--being a novelist is as unpractical a profession as one can have, save, maybe, actor.

I encourage my kids to have big dreams, and to not worry if a person can actually make a living doing said profession. I am from the "if there's a will, there's a way" camp. As such, Demon Baby's adult sister is a classical violinist. Given the lack of support for the arts in this country . . . practical no. Her heart, her soul? Yeah.

Oldest Son has a variety of dreams, having not narrowed one down precisely. He's a math genius . . . so being a math professor is MY dream for him. But at times he seems very content to aspire to live in Paris and attend culinary school. He also likes babies and senior citizens, so owning a nursing home--one where people are loved and genuinely cared for in a warm way--or a day care center also crosses his 13-year-old mind. So we'll see.

Baby Girl (age 11) is a budding filmmaker, though she would like to be a TRIPLE THREAT. You guessed it. A screenwriter who writes scripts starring herself as actress--and directed by . . . yes, herself. I say "Go for it--you know that way you'll get good parts!"

So Demon Baby has, many a time, professed that he will start a hard rock band--with touches of punk and The Clash. He cites Joe Strummer as one of his top musical influences.

Baby Girl and I was hanging out in my big bed the other night, each of us engrossed in our own book. Suddenly, she turned to me.

"What do you suppose Demon Baby will be when he grows up?"

I put my book down and said, thoughtfully, "Well, he's very young to know for sure. I know right now he says he wants to start a punk rock band, but he doesn't know how to play the guitar yet, so I suppose he can change his mind."

She looked at me very seriously. "Really? I actually thought it was his dream to be Ruler of the Free World with all his minions."

I picked up my book and shrugged. "Yeah. I suppose there's that."

13 comments:

Cheryl Kauffman said...

I always thought rock stars ruled the world, so he can kill two birds with one stone.

Erica Orloff said...

Cheryl:
LOL! True enough. And lots of groupie minions.
E

fakefrenchie said...

Be very afraid if DB gets to be Ruler of the Free World.

Erica Orloff said...

FF:
The wolrd anthem will be Train in Vain by the Clash, all will be forced to be naked 24/7, and the state food choice will be 'smellos. A.k.a. Marshmellows.

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Robin said...

I plan to completely suck up to DB so that when he rules the world, there is a place for my 2 morons in his regime. Hi, DB! Don't you look nice today?

laughingwolf said...

troll problems seem to persist for everyone, e... :(

not that google appears to care, though grrrrrrrrr

Erica Orloff said...

laughingwolf:
UGH. I know . . .

E

Erica Orloff said...

Robin:
Secretary of State and Secretary of Demon Defense. Two jobs lined up.

;-)
E