Random Thought #1: I realize my older kids have projects requiring markers. But really . . . would it have been so awful for them to have used crayons?
Random Thought #2: Do I need to purchase a SAFE for markers?
Random Thought #3: If I write the Eureka vacuum company my funny story about my oldest son vacuuming up 5,000 cheese balls with their vacuum cleaner and offer to let them use it for a commercial, will they pay me an endorsement fee? Or at least give me a new vacuum?
Random Thought #4: Four words: What Would Erma Do?
Random Thought #5: It say's washable markers. But no. Not really. Maybe if I washed him with Oxy-Clean?
Random Thought #6: Forget my Four Words. She never dealt with this. God rest her soul.
Random Thought #7: I have THE plan to stop teen pregnancy. Forget abstinence education. No, really. Forget it. Instead, require all teen couples to spend one entire weekend taking care of Demon Baby. All thoughts of S-E-X- will immediately and permanently vanish.
Random Thought #8: My parents tell me I was an obedient, lovely child. Everyone who seems to think this is karmic payback . . . sorry. Apparently this is just the universe playing a big, HILARIOUS joke on me.
Random Thought #9: I have a babysitter coming on Saturday. I pray he doesn't read this blog.
Random Thought #10: I really love my Demon Baby. A lot.